Technology to improve all our lives:
● Force field that levitates certain objects (china, books with bookmarks, hi-fi knobs) when anyone under age of five enters living room.
● Additive for milk and milk-based dishes to prevent skin forming.
● Lavatory brush that…. sorry, can’t complete this one.
● Wine-glasses that change shape from slender (white) to wide (red) and wash themselves while user remains prone on the couch.
● Bath plug flexible enough to seal the ‘ole but strong enough to withstand removal.
● Display panel at rear of car for touring in France. Lights up with – what else? - Trop proche!
● Quarantine flag, indicating outbreak of cholera, for use when queueing at airport check-ins.
● Auto-censor for TV news bulletins. Deletes user-selected expressions (eg, “The England soccer team hopes…”, “billions”, “trillions”.)
● Standardised supermarket checkout card reader with label: Insert here (50 pt Dayglow yellow type) this way round (with picture).
To be continued
● Force field that levitates certain objects (china, books with bookmarks, hi-fi knobs) when anyone under age of five enters living room.
● Additive for milk and milk-based dishes to prevent skin forming.
● Lavatory brush that…. sorry, can’t complete this one.
● Wine-glasses that change shape from slender (white) to wide (red) and wash themselves while user remains prone on the couch.
● Bath plug flexible enough to seal the ‘ole but strong enough to withstand removal.
● Display panel at rear of car for touring in France. Lights up with – what else? - Trop proche!
● Quarantine flag, indicating outbreak of cholera, for use when queueing at airport check-ins.
● Auto-censor for TV news bulletins. Deletes user-selected expressions (eg, “The England soccer team hopes…”, “billions”, “trillions”.)
● Standardised supermarket checkout card reader with label: Insert here (50 pt Dayglow yellow type) this way round (with picture).
To be continued
